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Click & Collect – shopping made easy!

With our Click & Collect Service you can order online any time up to 3pm (Mon to Sat) and collect your items from your nearest Hawkin store on the same day. Any orders made on a Sunday will be available after noon on Monday. Payment will be taken when you collect your order in store. All orders are held for 48 hours. To proceed with your Click & Collect order, click the grey button below.

Delivery Information

Standard delivery 3 to 5 days - £3.50

Express 48 hour delivery - £9.50

BFPO - £6.50

International delivery - From £10

If your basket contains items on pre-order only, they will be sent to you as soon as they are available at the standard delivery charge.

If your basket contains pre-order items as well as items currently in stock, your delivery will be sent as soon as ALL items are available as standard. If you need the in stock items sooner, you can choose to pay an additional delivery cost and these will be sent straightaway and your pre-ordered items will be delivered as soon as they are available.

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