Large bath towel, 100% cotton, has areas clearly marked with 'Face' and 'Arse'
A compendium of "crap" that has infiltrated its way into the popular modern consciousness
Life affirming nonsense for all who Can't Be Arsed to pack in 101 experiences
A bath sponge labelled 'face' and 'arse' so that there is no mistake!
A 'One size fits all' willy wig!
Bar of soap, 9cm, marked 'Face' on one side and 'Arse' on the reverse
Complete hangover kit of mug and ice pack 'for him'
Complete hangover kit of mug and ice pack 'for her'
Union Jack themed Drinking Helmet. The party-animal’s must-have accessory for any celebration.
McLovin corkscrew a hilarious and cheeky gift!
Witness more ways the suicidal bunnies try to do themselves in
Little book of quotes to help us all Keep Calm and Carry On!
Little book of wisdom for those times you just want to Sod Calm and Get Angry!
Discover what the odds are of this, and the potential likelihood of that
An absurdly big book filled the rudest adult jokes
Get instant 'Geek chic' by donning this ridiculous glasses, teeth and bow-tie set
Learn all you ever wished to know about the mighty 'stache
No matter which one the golfer chooses from this trick selection, he'll soon cry 'oh balls!'
Pink stetson-style drinking helmet for a thirsty cowgirl
Blue stetson-style drinking helmet for a thirsty cowboy
A collection of cartoons on the amusing and sometimes idiosyncratic aspects of fatherhood
A collection of cartoons on the amusing and sometimes idiosyncratic aspects of motherhood
Keep count of your totty-triumphs with this discreet clicker
Hit the bullshit button when you smell there's something in the air
Insult Button shouts interesting insults at the push of a button
Jokingly ring for a drink with this painted metal bell
Jokingly ring for sex with this painted metal bell
A handy sized book containing nearly 200 pages of bizarre medical questions and their explanations
The Top Gear team provides an alternative etiquette for road users in their very own Highway Code
Try to trump your opponent's animal plop in this gross comparison card game
Banish the inevitable signs of ageing with this low-tech wrinkle remover
Solve your deteriorating eyesight troubles with a natty pair of Magnavision goggles
A wealth of sarcastic responses in a dictionary format so they are on hand when needed
Have a giggle with the Loo Laughs Loo Roll
