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The perfect gift for anyone who can’t get up in the mornings? When it is time to rise an appalling air raid siren goes off as the clock launches its propeller, which flies away across the room, bouncing harmlessly off anything it hits. The only way to stop the infuriating noise is to dig the propeller out from under the bed, behind the cupboard etc. and replace it. By which time the owner will be wide awake and nerves too jangled to go back to sleep.
Pack of 4 AA batteries
Match the animal halves, on the 9 large tile pieces, to complete the nature puzzle
Life affirming nonsense for all who Can't Be Arsed to pack in 101 experiences
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