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Crime Scene Loo Roll

Item number: 07721

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Soft, strong and very very wrong!

According to the television these days virtually everyone is a forensic detective, employed by scraping up bits of human remains in areas cordoned off behind yellow and black stripy tape.

Just in case you aren’t a forensic detective, but fancy pretending, you can set up your own crime scene using this specially printed loo roll.

We can’t really understand why anyone would want it, but it’s just strange enough to make us suspect that some of you do!

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Height 10cm

Customer Reviews

Heather from Beith

7/16/2008: Hilarious! My brother loves it!
Caroline from Havant

7/5/2008: Ah...the perfect complement to crimes committed in the bathroom. Not only do we as a house find this loo roll effective against crimes of the posterior nature, it serves as a good indicator to steer clear of the loo for an extended period. We swear by the unsaid code of the 'crime scene loo roll', which is stored in the cupboard under the sink! Caroline from Portsmouth.