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Seasonal cynics will delight in this reverse twist on the Trumps card game concept, as each aspect of Christmas is compared by factors such as 'effort', 'embarrassment' and 'enjoyment' to come up with an overall crap factor. Sprouts score a resounding 96% crap rating compared to snowball fights at only 8%. It's all highly amusing, with 'yellow snow', 'bad pants' and 'insanely loud toys' coming under scrutiny. The ideal distraction when festive fatigue sets in.
Although they look like book matches, each contains ten seedsticks to be sown in soil
A specially insulated mug that can be used like a cafetiere to make real coffee
If you have a decision to make, flick through the pages of The Book of Answers