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Arse / Face Towel

Item number: 08706

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Large bath towel, 100% cotton, has areas clearly marked with 'Face' and 'Arse'

If you've ever been in some one else's bathroom and suddenly found yourself concerned about the recent history of the towel or soap you are about to use, then you are more likely to appreciate this less than subtle approach. The Soap and Towel are sold separately but the idea is the same. They both have areas clearly marked with 'Arse' and 'Face'. The large bath towel is made of 100% cotton and the soap is lightly scented. The only remaining question is what to do with the rest of your body?

      Customer Reviews

      louise from Rochester

      7/25/2008

      Bravo! You've managed to sum up my brother's hygiene ethos in two words. We loved the matter of fact; lay it on the line honesty of this product. Practical and hilarious! Simplicity in its purest form. Louise from Rochester

      jean from Walsall

      4/25/2008

      Bought this as a birthday present for a friends 60th birthday, he thought it was great. The funniest thing was ordering it over the phone from one of your representatives, I burst out laughing when he had to repeat what the item was, but he was a good sport and had a laugh too. Super product, great fun.

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