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Erm, yes - the familiar 'Trumps' card game format is taken in an unusual, although perhaps appropriate (given the name) direction. Each card features a style of fart and graded by decibels, velocity and calories burnt, amongst other criteria. There is also a brief description and recipe given for each. Naturally, it's a little crude and complete nonsense, but it's also embarrassingly funny.
Assemble the cardboard sheep, then stand it on the dish and watch it grow a crystal fleece
Life affirming nonsense for all who Can't Be Arsed to pack in 101 experiences
Star-shaped hot water bottle to bring comfort and relief from aches and pains