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Witty one liners and scathing put downs are provided daily to shout at your 'friends' and colleagues or perhaps just leave on their desks. Acid-tongued gems include: 'Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized now', 'People say I have no taste, but I like you' and 'You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot'. A few of the entries are accredited to famous wits such as Groucho Marx and Winston Churchill.
Click the button and the heart heats up almost instantly, remaining warm for 30 minutes and...
Plastic 10cm car that rolls backwards when impeded by objects and continues to drive. Battery...
A giant tube 'Saver Can' large enough to save £1000