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Arse Face Soap

Item number: 08618

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Bar of soap, 9cm, marked 'Face' on one side and 'Arse' on the reverse

If you've ever been in some one else's bathroom and suddenly found yourself concerned about the recent history of the towel or soap you are about to use, then you are more likely to appreciate this less than subtle approach. The Soap and Towel are sold separately but the idea is the same. They both have areas clearly marked with 'Arse' and 'Face'. The large bath towel is made of 100% cotton and the soap is lightly scented. The only remaining question is what do you do with the rest of your body?

Features

Scented soap bar
White face side
Brown arse side

Customer Reviews

Beverley from Derby

9/7/2008: Just the thing to offend stuffy relatives with! My mother-in-law complained that my sister-in-law always bought her fancy ornaments and trinkets for Christmas, when all she longed for were fancy "smellies". So I bought her this as part of her present and she couldn't say a word because it was exactly what she'd asked for! A great conversation point for any bathroom, especially when teamed with the towel!
Julie from Cirencester

9/6/2008: I was given one of these last year and can honestly say I have never had "bathroom confusion" since unwrapping it. The only remaining dilemma is feet..? And the niggling worry that in order to use the face side you have to hold the arse side and vice versa. I may be over thinking this slightly... HELP