Line the racing grannies up, adjust the positioning of the frame to optimise balance, then watch them race

The wonderfully quaint old ladies shuffle along pushing their zimmer frames with an uncanny realistic action created by the clockwork motor and clever jointed limbs. It's difficult to describe their appeal, something to do with the absurdity of the elderly racing as well as the pleasing, intricately detailed models. The positioning of the frame can be adjusted to optimise balance, aero-dynamics etc. Ready Racing Grannies, get set, hobble!

To quote one of our customers " Geriatic Genius - wonderful, silly, entertaining and utterly fantastic, they have shuffled across pub tables, down hospital corridors at work etc. The design is perfect- from the Old Lady grimace and droopy breasts to the skinny little legs and zimmer frame with handy storage basket. However great you thought your life was before, it will be greater with Racing Grannies in it!"