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Creek Stores Toilet Paper

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Navigate the brown waters of Sh*t Creek with this handy toilet roll

£5.00

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Description

Ever find yourself up Sh*t Creek without a paddle- You should keep this close by, as even if you can't paddle your boat, you can still be comfortable when nature calls. This toilet paper features the various twists and turns of the all-too familiar creek, including Doo-doo Bridge, Brown Trout Turn and Crap Canyon. It's a hilarious joke gift that is sure to brighten up anyone's day (and is guaranteed to get used!)

Toilet roll with a printed design
Features Sh*t Creek on every sheet
Hilarious joke gift
10cm

Delivery Information

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•Premium DPD Tracked UK Delivery - We will aim to deliver within 3 working days for £3.49
•Standard UK Delivery - within 3-5 working days for £2.75
•Next Day / UK 48 hour tracked Delivery with DPD - a rate of £4.99 is charged for this service
•Saturday Delivery - a postage and packaging rate of £6.95 is charged for this service.
•Sunday Delivery - a postage and packaging rate of £7.95 is charged for this service.
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