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Grow Your Own Girlfriend

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It's easy to Grow a Girlfriend – just add water!

Description

Forget dating websites or stalking clubs to find ladies, you can grow the perfect girlfriend at home! Simply drop this miniature lady into a tub of water and she'll slowly grow up to six times her original size in the space of three days. Benefits of growing your new partner in this way include reduced maintenance costs, no nagging and total dominance over the TV remote.
  • Girlfriend growing kit
  • Just add water
  • Grows up to 600% its original size
  • Takes three days to reach maximum growth
  • Leave to dry and it shrinks
  • Can be grown again and again
  • Starting size 6cm
18+
Minimum age
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