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The Floater

Drop The Floater poo bath plug into a freshly drawn tub to ensure nobody steals your soaking time


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Slip away from the bath without the fear of someone else jumping in to use your freshly run hot water with the ultimate bath time deterrent! The floater is an extra-large brown monstrosity that looks disturbingly like a newly laid log of poo. Simply fit the attached bath plug over the plug hole and the authentic looking turd will float to the surface, tethered in place by its bath chain. Patrolling the water like a big brown submarine, The Floater ensures that your bath will only appeal to you.
  • Bath plug with tethered poo
  • Floating poo looks disturbingly authentic
  • Poop tethered to plug by bath chain
  • Can also be used as replacement bath plug
  • Poop 15cm long

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Poo humour has always been a favourite in England, and in particular with my father, I can see him playing many tricks with this realistic joke!
Review by Clover 17/10/2015

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